AISubs v3.7
We, as parents of 10 years old, have delivered a lot of videos like children's dreams.
What we can do for children is what we can do for you.
That's what we do in our dreams.
There is also such a thing that children don't just see it and have to do it themselves.
Yes, it is skipping school.
Skipping school is a dream that can only be granted to children, and it is also something that children can hardly do.
It is our role to teach you how to make it come true.
So, this time, when you don't want to go to school tomorrow and can't do anything and can't catch a cold during class,
I would like to search for ways to catch a cold with all my might.
In order to verify it, this time, I got a child in a certain way.
So, let's have the child come.
Child, please.
This is a child (adult).
It's an old man.
What? It's an old man.
It's an old man.
Isn't there such a thing?
That's not something a child can do even if they want to.
It's something you can't do.
It's something you can't do even if you want to.
It's something you can't do.
A way to somehow avoid compulsory education is only heat.
If you have a fever, you can't say anything at school, so let's think of a way to get a fever by tomorrow.
Oh, you shouldn't have taken a medical exam.
So, this time, everyone should definitely take a break.
70...
Well...
70...
It's like "Attack on Titan".
If you go up to 37.6, you can say you should take a break.
If you have a fever or something like that, this test will be a success.
Yes.
What about a cold?
A cold is a success.
No, I know, I know.
What did you learn specifically?
When you have a cold, it's important to lose your health and take in gold.
I think these two are important, so I'll actively lose my health and take in gold.
First of all, one step for losing your health.
It's an extreme exercise.
Well, it's going to collapse, isn't it?
It's going to collapse, it's going to collapse.
So, from now on, you can say a 30-kilometer-far Toyohashi's voice on your bike without glasses.
It's fast, it's fast.
Wait, I noticed.
This song is really annoying.
Really? Is it serious?
Oh, it's annoying!
So, from now on, you can say a 30-kilometer-far Toyohashi's voice without glasses.
I'd like you to say a 30-kilometer-far Toyohashi's voice without glasses, but before that, I'd like you to get another virus infection you mentioned earlier.
From now on, you can only say "bug glasses" on Twitter.
This time, it's a handshake.
After shaking hands with everyone, I'll lick your hand.
Oh, gross!
On the goods tour, after shaking hands with everyone for a day and interacting with them...
Oh, two years ago?
Yeah, we didn't lick each other's hands, we just caught a cold together.
We lick each other's hands, so we're one step closer to catching a cold.
Oh, there's a cold at night, too.
Is it because it's early in the morning?
It's because we're going to play early in the morning tomorrow.
So, let's go to Toyohashi's park right away.
Yeah.
It's kind of annoying to ride a car.
And it's far away.
Well, don't drink too much water.
Don't drink too much water.
If you drink too much water, you'll catch a cold.
Don't drink too much water or catch a cold.
Yeah.
Okay, I'll go.
Take care of your children.
Have a good trip.
Good luck.
I went home and got a fever.
Oh, if I film here, my house will be exposed.
I'm going to move to a nearby park.
When I moved by bicycle, I got a fever.
There's a theory that I've already exercised too much.
It's been a while since I've ridden a car.
My legs are crazy.
And my butt looks like it's going to break.
Let's measure my body temperature for now.
If I have a fever here, it's over.
It's a wonderful Mr. Average 36.5 degrees.
It's about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, but I made a promise at about 5 o'clock.
I have to go to Toyohashi Sports Comprehensive Park in three hours.
I can't make you wait.
I'd like to go as fast as I can.
I'll do my best.
Toyohashi Sports Comprehensive Park
So, I've been doing a solo handshake event at Mushimegane.
This time, I'd like to set up staff so that I don't get caught.
Let's see how many people are coming to the venue.
Are you there? Are you there?
Those who came to the handshake event...
Are you there?
Wow! There you are!
A lot of people are gathering.
Thank you all for coming to Mushimegane's handshake event today.
Yeah!
He's very popular.
The staff will probably come soon.
Let's wait a little longer.
He's here!
He came here by bicycle, 30 kilometers away!
He's wearing a pondi sati.
Thank you for your hard work!
Good morning!
Watch out!
I'm so tired that I can't stand up.
Bicycles are like that.
But you can't say that.
Everyone is waiting for you.
Let's start shaking hands before we get tired.
Okay, I'll shake hands with you today.
Have fun today!
Hey!
Okay, I'll shake hands with you now.
Is there anything you want?
What? Do you want me to sit down?
Okay, I'll shake hands with you now.
(We were so excited that we stopped the car and went back to the hotel)
We just stopped!
(We were so excited that we stopped the car and went back to the hotel)
The staff is interacting with us normally
- Staff? - Yes!
What's wrong?
I'm having a little cramp in my leg
- Oh, is that so? - Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!
You'll get hit!
Thank you for your hard work!
- I'm not tired - Oh, you're not tired?
I'm actually cheered up
I'm tired, you know
- I'm tired normally - No, you're not
That's where you can go back
Okay, I get it
Based on this video, it might be funny for me to back down and do it again
But let's do rock-paper-scissors one more time!
- What do you mean? - One more time!
- What? - The one who loses rock-paper-scissors has to go home
I don't know what you're talking about
That's not what this video is about!
Because you're tired of me already
You're already tired of me
Unfortunately, if I end up losing,
the video will be messed up
Rock-paper-scissors, one, two, three!
(They lost)
I was on ice for about three hours and I'm back now
I forgot to measure my body temperature
So I'm going to measure my body temperature once I'm done ice skating with a lot of people on my bike
I'm not feeling too good
It's fine even if I have a fever right now
I'm the type of person who gets sick easily
So I might have a fever at this point
Let's measure it
6.7 degrees
It's a normal fever
Oh, right, I have to lick my hands
Oh, it's disgusting
I wish I was told to do it
Thank you for the food
It's salty
I feel bad about it and I know you feel bad about it too
I'm going to go home and wait for a while
6.8 degrees
Yes, I got it back.
After all, I also move the same and it is very dangerous for the wind.
I thought about it, but instead of using muscles, only fatigue is here.
That's what I thought. My legs are painful, but my body is not painful.
Yes, it's not enough, so I have to be serious for five hours from now on.
I'm going to school.
No, it's better to go to school. This is normal.
So, from now on, I'm going to try my best to break my physical condition.
Hey, what have you been doing so far?
I would like to do this in an anime-like wind blowing way.
From now on, I will go into the water bath and clap outside.
Oh!
I will do it.
Water bath and ice cream that children who have a stomachache tend to do.
No!
Garigari-kun!
I will do my best to cool my body.
What a thing.
Are you going to cool down with this wind?
Yeah, I feel like it's just cold.
That's not good.
So, this time, I prepared an innovative machine.
Please look behind you.
It is "the shower".
While I'm eating Garigari-kun, the shower has stopped.
However, once I talk about Garigari-kun from my mouth, water pours down.
Then, please eat.
Thank you!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
Ouch!
Help me!
Anyway, you look like you've dried up. How do you feel?
I'm measuring my temperature right now, you know.
It was five or six degrees.
I thought it was natural.
That's right.
The temperature rises and falls, which causes colds.
You just cooled down and came back to normal, didn't you?
And you're going to cool it down again, aren't you?
Overwhelming support rate number one for getting sick is a cooler.
Yeah, you're right.
Don't say you can't sleep with a cooler on.
I think it's quite powerful.
And you're not sleeping enough right now.
No, I'm not.
I don't think it's enough for me to say I'm not sleeping enough.
It's amazing that you can catch a cold just by not sleeping.
And you know, if you don't sleep enough, you'll get sick.
It's a self-introduction of a bug.
Every time you get past me, you put on a cooler and turn it around.
Okay, well, it's only a few hours left.
Don't let your mom find out.
Don't sleep in your own room.
Let's do it like reading a manga or something like that.
I can't get a lot of data because of the long handshake.
It'll be morning from the moment you say "cooler", but hang in there.
Thank you for your hard work!
How was it?
From the results, I don't think I have a fever.
I haven't measured it yet.
Yeah.
But my health is really bad.
Yeah, it's bad.
It's the thing you despair of the most when you're a kid.
Well, let's measure it right away.
Yeah.
I'll measure it.
Okay.
It's your last chance to convince your mother.
Yeah, my mother can only judge it by numbers.
36 degrees!
You're in good health!
If I were a elementary school student now,
even though I'm really sick,
I wouldn't go to elementary school.
That's right.
And I wouldn't go to school because I have a bad feeling about it.
Yeah.
Then you should have slept well last night.
So you wouldn't worry about it.
That's right.
In other words, everyone,
if you work hard and have a bad feeling about it,
and if you go to school while being told "aren't you healthy?" at 36 degrees,
you should sleep a lot from the beginning and go to school at a really healthy 36 degrees.
I think it would be better to show this video to the world's world's mom, dad, and even children.
So if you're watching this video, please go to bed early.
Good night!
Why?!